Suppressor Chewables Reviews
Suppressor Chewables in “delicious chocolate fudge brownie” flavor are supposed to suppress your appetite and take care of your cravings–with zero calories.
It seems there are more people out there who’d rather just eat a chocolate fudge brownie than try Suppressor Chewables, because there are no testimonials to be found.
Shame that.
Here are the claims:
- May Assist in Craving Control
- Caffeine-Free
- Calorie-Free Snack
- Fortified with Boa-OX™
- Fortfied with Cacta-Pro™
I love the use of the word “may.” Such a powerful word. This product may just work. And then again, it may not. The ingredients will tell us.
Ingredients in Suppressor Chewables
There are very few ingredients in Suppressor Chewables. I also love the use of two EST Nutrition trade-marked formulas Boa-OX™ and Cacta-Pro™. They sound good in theory, but no real explanation of what they do is given. No clinical evidence, fancy charts or–well–anything really. But hey, Suppressor Chewables are chocolate fudge brownie flavored! Surely that counts for something?
Another bummer is the delivery. The following ingredients are given in a small 528 mg proprietary blend. Blends are bad no matter what the flavor. They hide incorrect ingredient quantities. They hide poor quality. They are usually ineffective. Here is what’s in this one:
Cacta-PRO™ containing:
- Prickly Pear Cactus Extract: purportedly suppresses the appetite. No clinical evidence.
- Brassica Oleracea: there is a small amount of research on this cabbage that shows weight loss results on diabetic rats. Are you a diabetic rat? I didn’t think so.
Bao-OX™ containing:
- Baozine: allegedly high in antioxidants which kill free radical cellular damage and aid the immune system. Also high in dietary fiber and vitamin C– excellent for the digestive and immune system. Not likely to do much in the way of appetite suppression and weight control.
Also contains:
- Green Tea: clinically proven to raise metabolic rate and suppress the appetite with its natural caffeine–in the correct clinical dose (which you’re not getting in a 528 mg blend.) High in antioxidants.
- L-Taurine: has been found to regulate cholesterol levels and blood pressure–nothing weight loss related.
There are no powerful fat burners or clinically proven ingredients (besides Green Tea) in this formula. I highly doubt Suppressor Chewables will suppress your desire to chew. And I highly doubt it really tastes like “delicious chocolate fudge brownie” either.
Shame that.
Does Suppressor Chewables Offer a Money-Back Guarantee?
EST Nutrition guarantee product satisfaction “or your money back” but if you click on the “Shipping and Returns” tab it is completely devoid of refund information. Either someone their end messed up, or they don’t want to give you your money back.
Either way guess what? You’re not getting your money back.
Shame that.
Final Thoughts
I can think of much better ways of spending $30. Like an afternoon of fun at a nickel arcade or buying 20 boxes of chocolate fudge brownie mix. EST Nutrition Suppressor Chewables are that bad. Don’t waste your money on them. If you really must chew, buy a pack of gum. Much cheaper and your jaw will be just as happy.
Save your money for a fat burner/appetite suppressant full of clinically proven ingredients. It may not taste like chocolate fudge brownie but it will work.
(And again I doubt this product really tastes like chocolate fudge brownie anyway.)
Shame that.
